Webbish Humor Lifted from Our SWARMS OF CORN Leader Site

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Blessings!

WHAT can be so boring as searching the web OR as “UGH” as seeing all those horrible news headlines OR just having nothing more than brainless MIND CANDY to fill up your head.

Well, SWARMS OF CORN may be MIND CANDY but it may have a few “witty” mind stimulating (odd?) bits to get YOU going.

“Reminder: “A merry heart does as good as a medicine.” So while we have already posted these on www.swarmsofcorn.com, to SIMPLIFY your day, we’ll POST SOME OF THEM Below:

Excerpts from E Book: FEELING A BIT WEBBISH (C) 2013 TAVEAU D’ARCY CELEBRATION OF HIS WORD BOOKS ALL COPYRIGHTS RESERVED

What was the first message Moses received on his cell phone? A text of the 10 Commandments

ACTUAL TRUTH: Somebody once told me, “I live in the virtual world.”

During the sermon, the pastor cautioned the youth against the re-texter of persons.

(text sign off) “BOGO YOLO**” Marco Polo (**U need to GOOGLE the parts U don’t get)

Delete Spam. (Are  those metal cans recyclable?)

TWITTER RELATED: 

ONLY if the Tweet truly fits then should you ReTweet it.

VIRTUAL BIBLE  PS 118: 17 “I will not die but live and TWEET the wonderful works of the Lord”

Do you think there is such a thing as a “Word of Twitter”?

As Ruth wrote to Naomie online,”Twitter thou goest I will go.”

“All that Twitters is not gold.”

Traditional Hymn Internet Updates:  “Twitter My God to Thee” and “When the Blog Roll is Called Up Yonder, I’ll Be There.”

Can’t Stop Tweeting? “Lead me not into Twit-tation…”

That’s all for just now, and for easy tips, meet ups and youth Web Warrior info, feel free to scan the previous apostolic pioneering leader TD BLOGS.

Sincerely,
T. D’Arcy

(C) 2014 TAVEAU D’ARCY  “FEELING A BIT WEBBISH” published by CELEBRATION OF HIS WORD BOOKS all copyrights reserved